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Eighth grade bites
288 pages
A delightfully angsty blend of supernatural suspense and the everyday horrors of middle school.
What it feels like
Reading this book feels like stepping back into the peak of 2000s emo-goth adolescence, where the stakes of a middle school crush are just as terrifying as a literal vampire hunter. The narrative moves at a brisk, highly digestible pace, perfectly balancing the mundane agonies of junior high—bullies, homework, and awkward friendships—with the thrilling, macabre reality of craving blood and hiding fangs. It wraps the reader in a spooky-lite, suspenseful atmosphere that never takes itself too seriously, yet remains deeply empathetic to the universal feeling of being an outsider. With its accessible, snarky prose and earnest emotional core, it delights young readers who want their coming-of-age stories served with a side of supernatural danger and a lovable, deeply misunderstood underdog.
- Mood
- spooky-lite
- awkward
- suspenseful
- Tone
- angsty
- snarky
- earnest
- macabre-lite
- Pace
- brisk
- Themes
- adolescent alienation · hiding true identity · navigating social hierarchies · grief and orphanhood · coming of age
- The writing
- Accessible and conversational, balancing middle-school snark with accessible gothic flair.
- The arc
- Moves from isolated, awkward insecurity to a tentative, brave acceptance of a monstrous heritage.
- Who it's for
- Pre-teens and early teens who crave supernatural stakes mixed with highly relatable school drama and a lovable, misunderstood underdog.
Content notes
- bullying
- parental death (backstory)
- mild blood/gore
- child peril
About the book
Vlad has to keep his vampire urges under control while dealing with the pressures of middle school.Thirteen-year-old Vladimir Tod really hates junior high. Bullies harass him, the principal is dogging him, and the girl he likes prefers his best friend. Oh, and Vlad has a secret: His mother was human, but his father was a vampire. With no idea of the extent of his powers, Vlad struggles daily with his blood cravings and his enlarged fangs. When a substitute teacher begins to question him a little too closely, Vlad worries that his cover is about to be blown. But then he faces a much bigger problem: he's being hunted by a vampire killer.
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