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Size 12 Is Not Fat
368 pages
A breezy, laugh-out-loud mystery that pairs amateur sleuthing with a heavy dose of relatable, quarter-life reinvention.
What it feels like
Reading this book feels like catching up with a hilarious, slightly chaotic best friend over a massive cup of coffee. It perfectly captures the energetic, breezy charm of early 2000s chick-lit, blending a genuinely engaging cozy mystery with a deeply relatable journey of quarter-life reinvention. The narrative voice is incredibly chatty and self-deprecating, pulling you effortlessly through the briskly paced chapters. While there are dead bodies and a killer on the loose, the atmosphere remains upbeat and comforting, anchored by the protagonist's fierce loyalty and refusal to be underestimated. It is a delightful, low-stakes comfort read for anyone who loves messy but capable heroines, slow-burn romantic tension, and the satisfying triumph of a woman finally coming into her own.
- Mood
- lighthearted
- cozy
- energetic
- Tone
- wry
- conversational
- self-deprecating
- upbeat
- Pace
- brisk
- Themes
- starting over · body positivity · finding your voice · slow-burn romance · amateur sleuthing
- The writing
- The narrative voice is chatty, highly accessible, and reads like a breathless conversation with a witty best friend.
- The arc
- The protagonist moves from feeling washed-up and underestimated to reclaiming her confidence and agency.
- Who it's for
- Readers who crave the breezy charm of early 2000s chick-lit mixed with a cozy, low-stakes murder mystery.
Content notes
- murder
- fatphobia and body shaming
- toxic family dynamics
About the book
HEATHER WELLS ROCKS!
Or, at least, she did. That was before she left the pop-idol life behind after she gained a dress size or two -- and lost a boyfriend, a recording contract, and her life savings (when Mom took the money and ran off to Argentina). Now that the glamour and glory days of endless mall appearances are in the past, Heather's perfectly happy with her new size 12 shape (the average for the American woman!) and her new job as an assistant dorm director at one of New York's top colleges. That is, until the dead body of a female student from Heather's residence hall is discovered at the bottom of an elevator shaft.
The cops and the college president are ready to chalk the death off as an accident, the result of reckless youthful mischief. But Heather knows teenage girls... and girls do not elevator surf. Yet no one wants to listen -- not the police, her colleagues, or the P.I. who owns the brownstone where she lives -- even when more students start turning up dead in equally ordinary and subtly sinister ways. So Heather makes the decision to take on yet another new career: as spunky girl detective!
But her new job comes with few benefits, no cheering crowds, and lots of liabilities, some of them potentially fatal. And nothing ticks off a killer more than a portly ex-pop star who's sticking her nose where it doesn't belong...
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