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The Dark Prophecy

Rick Riordan

540 pages

A hilariously chaotic road trip where a stripped-down god learns the painful, messy reality of being human.

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What it feels like

Reading this book feels like being strapped into a chaotic, mythological rollercoaster with the most melodramatic tour guide imaginable. The narrative races forward at a brisk, breathless pace, bouncing between high-stakes monster battles and laugh-out-loud moments of pure, unadulterated snark. The atmosphere is energetic and wonderfully absurd, grounding epic Roman and Greek mythology in the mundane setting of the American Midwest. Beneath the wry, self-deprecating humor and snappy pop-culture references, there is a surprisingly tender emotional core. You get to watch a formerly arrogant, untouchable being slowly, painfully learn what it means to be vulnerable, to care for others, and to face the consequences of past mistakes. It is a perfect fit for anyone who loves their epic quests served with a heavy dose of sarcasm and heart.

Mood
  • chaotic
  • energetic
  • adventurous
  • lighthearted
Tone
  • wry
  • self-deprecating
  • humorous
  • melodramatic
  • snarky
Pace
brisk
Themes
learning humility · burden of mortality · found family · confronting past mistakes · redemption
The writing
Snappy, highly conversational first-person narration packed with dramatic irony, haikus, and pop-culture references.
The arc
The protagonist moves from whining self-pity to a reluctant but genuine embrace of empathy and mortal responsibility.
Who it's for
Readers who love mythology, fast-paced magical quests, and hilariously arrogant narrators getting their comeuppance.
Content notes
  • fantasy violence
  • mild peril
  • child endangerment

About the book

Go west. Capture Apollo before he can find the next oracle. If you cannot bring him to me alive, kill him.

Those were the orders my old enemy Nero had given to Meg McCaffrey. But why would an ancient Roman emperor zero in on Indianapolis? And now that I have made it here (still in the embarrassing form of Lester Papadopoulos), where is Meg?

Meg, my demigod master, is a cantankerous street urchin. She betrayed me to Nero back at Camp Half-Blood. And while I'm mortal, she can order me to do anything... even kill myself. Despite all this, if I have a chance of prying her away from her villainous stepfather, I have to try.

But I'm new at this heroic-quest business, and my father, Zeus, stripped me of all my godly powers. Oh, the indignities and pain I have already suffered! Untold humiliation, impossible time limits, life-threatening danger... Shouldn't there be a reward at the end of each completed task? Not just more deadly quests?

I vow that if I ever regain my godhood, I will never again send a poor mortal on a quest. Unless it is really important. And unless I am sure the mortal can handle it. And unless I am pressed for time... or I really just don't feel like doing it myself. I will be much kinder and more generous than everyone is being to me—especially that sorceress Calypso. What does Leo see in her, anyway?

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