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How to marry a millionaire vampire
371 pages
A delightfully campy paranormal romp where high-stakes danger meets slapstick comedy and steamy romance.
What it feels like
Reading this feels like stepping into a time capsule of mid-2000s paranormal romance, where the stakes are high but the tone is delightfully unserious. It is a breezy, escapist romp that balances genuine laugh-out-loud absurdity with a surprisingly sweet and steamy central romance. The narrative moves at a brisk, energetic clip, propelled by witty banter, comedic misunderstandings, and a cast of quirky, endearing characters. Instead of brooding, gothic dread, the atmosphere is upbeat and cozy-spooky, wrapping the reader in a comforting blanket of low-angst fantasy. It is the perfect palate cleanser for anyone who loves their supernatural creatures with a side of slapstick, offering a joyful, swoony experience that never takes itself too seriously while still delivering a satisfying happily-ever-after.
- Mood
- upbeat
- escapist
- cozy-spooky
- breezy
- Tone
- playful
- cheeky
- lighthearted
- campy
- swoony
- Pace
- brisk
- Themes
- embracing the absurd · overcoming fears · unexpected sanctuary · fated connection
- The writing
- Breezy and dialogue-driven, the writing prioritizes comedic timing, witty banter, and accessible romantic fantasy over dense world-building.
- The arc
- The journey shifts from frantic, comedic panic to a steamy, secure, and deeply affectionate romantic bond.
- Who it's for
- Fans of mid-2000s paranormal romance who prefer their vampires more goofy and charming than brooding and tragic.
Content notes
- mild blood and gore
- mafia violence
- sexual content
- phobias
About the book
So what if he's a bit older and usually regards a human female as dinner, not a dinner date? Yes, Roman Draganesti is a vampire, but a vampire who lost one of his fangs sinking his teeth into something he shouldn't have. Now he has one night to find a dentist before his natural healing abilities close the wound, leaving him a lop–sided eater for all eternity. Things aren't going well for Shanna Whelan either...After witnessing a gruesome murder by the Russian mafia, she's next on their hit list. And her career as a dentist appears to be on a downward spiral because she's afraid of blood. When Roman rescues her from an assassination attempt, she wonders if she's found the one man who can keep her alive. Though the attraction between them is immediate and hot, can Shanna conquer her fear of blood to fix Roman's fang? And if she does, what will prevent Roman from using his fangs on her...
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